Big John, Continued
I received some great feedback from my friends:
Blake, force meat king though he is, said he may have sat on a lidless bowl once or twice at 3am. And after his confession, I myself recalled that I had sat on some chilly porcelain nearly eight years ago. It was a memory I had long tried to suppress, and I shudder to think on't.
Adam remarks that the only fair way is for both the woman and man to have to put the seat and lid down after each use. I find much wisdom in that statement. But it would certainly help to have a Big John, given my lengthy legs and torso but oddly short arms.
Blake, force meat king though he is, said he may have sat on a lidless bowl once or twice at 3am. And after his confession, I myself recalled that I had sat on some chilly porcelain nearly eight years ago. It was a memory I had long tried to suppress, and I shudder to think on't.
Adam remarks that the only fair way is for both the woman and man to have to put the seat and lid down after each use. I find much wisdom in that statement. But it would certainly help to have a Big John, given my lengthy legs and torso but oddly short arms.
posted by Porterman at 4:10 PM
3 Comments:
Now you've got me thinking. I really enjoy this blog, I'll definitely pop around more often, keep it up!
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Hey, anonymous, that's a pretty serious web page. I think I have a few friends who might be interested, depending on how the 2006 mid-term election goes. Thanks for reading!
I've done a little research and discovered that there is a product available to help solve all our seat lifting woes: the MagicJohn Toilet Seat Lifter!
It's a foot actioned toilet seat lifter that will eliminate the need for stooping and lifting!
http://www.magicjohn.com/mj.htm
The web site also informs me that 25% of people leave the bathroom with fecal coliform on their hand. Hmmm... I wish they had stuck to selling me the seat lifter on its merits rather than taking the Bush administration route of scare-based campaigning.
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